"I am," I said...

Often you have heard someone say the he "just doesn't feel like himself." Which, to me, intimates that that particular person has a pretty clear idea of who/what his self is. Which, in turn, gets my synapses to sparkin' that I don't really have a solid "me." I am like a many sided mirror and am great at reflecting what is positioned opposite me, but, alas, I am poor at focusing the mirror on myself, hence not much self-image, in the truest essence of those words. I don't mean self-esteem in this case. What I do mean is that I am a compilation of mimicry - that what should be an integral personality or persona, is merely a melange of all those around me, and with whom I interact.

And, is that a bad thing, or undesirable thing??  

Note to self:

Bagels, when left on their own, unattended and in an open plastic baggie in the fridge, will intentionally and willfully harden into dangerous weapons which may be employed as hammers, doorstops, and head-bonkers; lose any and all resemblance to an edible food item of any kind other than perhaps a pumpernickel jaw-breaker.

Just thought you should know.

Something new, something scary!

This is Pepper, my new iToy, my right ear (which is so much like a satellite dish that I can hear aliens farting in the outer crab nebula), and my morning face.

But what this is really about is how absolutely in love I am (note the misplaced passion with MsPeps) with my new 3G. This phone rocks and so far coverage from AT&T has been just dizzingly swell (not swollen for all of you pervs who stop by). And by the way, something they don't tell you about in the propaganda is that the iPhone gives excellent face.

So, please, rush out and get one now - you won't be disappointed. And if you are, I will pretend I don't know you, in fact have never even heard of you and think you are a great shining example of a stinking dingleberry.

Post, what post?????

Oh, you mean I'm supposed to write stuff here?? Tell about the most meaningless and trivial details of my wan little existence so everyone out there in blogland can feel oh-so-superior and smuggy?? 

Right Toe... sounds like a fine idea. Just wait while I gather up all my nonsense. Back in a tic.